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17 Jun 12

MATE! Aussie Web Definitions

Irwin Hau | Creative Inspiration

For those of you aboard, we don’t ride to work or school on kangaroos and no, reptiles and poisonous animals don’t rule the land – though we do have a beautiful country! (Aussie, Aussie, Aussie, Oi, Oi, Oi). Anywho, with so much web speak, online terms and IT geek speak floating around, we thought we would share a little bit of lighthearted Aussie culture with you. (courtesy of a client of ours):

  • LOG ON: Adding wood to make the Barbie hotter.
  • LOG OFF: Not adding any more wood to the Barbie.
  • MONITOR: Keeping an eye on the Barbie.
  • DOWNLOAD: Getting the firewood off the Ute.
  • HARD DRIVE: Making the trip back home without any cold tinnies.
  • KEYBOARD: Where you hang the Ute keys.
  • WINDOW: What you shut when the weather’s cold.
  • SCREEN: What you shut in the mozzie season.
  • BYTE: What mozzies do.
  • MEGABYTE: What Townsville mozzies do.
  • CHIP: A bar snack.
  • MICROCHIP: What’s left in the bag after you’ve eaten the chips.
  • MODEM: What you did to the lawns.
  • LAPTOP: Where the cat sleeps.
  • SOFTWARE: Plastic knives & forks you get at Red Rooster.
  • HARDWARE: Stainless steel knives & forks – from K-Mart.
  • MOUSE: The small rodent that eats the grain in the shed.
  • MAINFRAME: What holds the shed up.
  • WEB: What spiders make.
  • WEBSITE: Usually in the shed or under the verandah.
  • SEARCH ENGINE: What you do when the Ute won’t go.
  • CURSOR: What you say when the Ute won’t go.
  • YAHOO: What you say when the Ute does go.
  • UPGRADE:A steep hill.
  • SERVER: The person at the pub who brings out the counter lunch.
  • MAIL SERVER:The bloke at the pub who brings out the counter lunch.
  • USER: The neighbour who keeps borrowing things.
  • NETWORK: What you do when you need to repair the fishing net.
  • INTERNET: Where you want the fish to go.
  • NETSCAPE: What the fish do when they discover the hole in the net.
  • ONLINE: Where you hang the washing.
  • OFFLINE: Where the washing ends up when the pegs aren’t strong enough.
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